stuff by Wayne Faust

stuff by Wayne Faust

(Wayne contributes new and interesting stuff to this section once every blue moon or so...)

Here's a song that won Wayne $50 in the Billboard Song Contest a few years back. That was for 4th place.
If he won, it would have been $10,000, but maybe that will happen next time.

I'm Schizophrenic
(from several CD's by Wayne and also by Faust & Lewis)

Saturday night and I'd had a few too many
Elephants were pink
I saw me by the jukebox so I wandered over
Said "Son can I buy me a drink?"

Gee it's good to see me, how long has it been?
So glad I came down off the shelf
'Cause friends like me ought to stick together
So here's to me and myself

Chorus

I'm schizophrenic, so am I
How do I do?
Beer in my left hand, beer in my right
I'm schizophrenic, me too

I tried to call me but my line's always busy
How can I make any plans?
And that girl I've been lovin,’ I love her too
I got me a fight on my hands

Chorus

There's two cigarettes in the ashtray
And only one of me coughs
I ordered a round for the both of me
And the bartender's cutting me off

Chorus