Some Lyrics Of Popular Doodoo Wah Songs

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My whole world has gone downhill
Since my baby turned gay
Everything was fine until
She went the other way
I don't eat like I know I should, I don't enjoy my livelihood, and nothin'
don't taste as good
Since my baby turned gay

I give my heart to her
And then my baby went away
She run off with a truck driver
Name of Lucy Mae
My pride's shattered and my ego's shrunk, all I wanna do is get sloppy
drunk, I never ever ever woulda thunk
My baby'd turn gay

My centerfold done hit the road
Woe is me
It's a cruel world 'cause I'm a fool for girls
And so is she
I wash my own laundry now, cook my own greasy chow, sit alone and wonder how
Come my baby turned gay

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Bob Dole works stellarly but he's kinda elderly, I'm not sure how old
But he was running the Senate when the Cubs won the penant and Texas was part of Mexico
Colin Powell already threw in the towel and the magazine dude finally quit
Ross Perot keeps wastin' his dough, but there's only one choice left and he ain't it

I'm fixin to vote for Nixon to get America out of its fix
My personal pick is Tricky Dick Nixon in '96

Bill Clinton, he didn't sign up for Vietnam
Instead of eatin' artillery he was cheatin' on Hillary until the really wee a.m.
I don't care if he blow-dries his hair but I'm a-scared of what's under there in his head
He tried pot, I hear tell, but he did not inhale . How dumb can you get?

I'm fixin to vote for Nixon to get America out of its fix
My personal pick is Tricky Dick Nixon in '96

Pat Buchanan ...

I'm fixin to vote for Nixon to get America out of its fix
My personal pick is Tricky Dick Nixon in '96,
Oh my personal pick is Tricky ...

(Music stops while Dave reminds Ron that he CAN’T vote for Nixon in Œ96 because there are certain qualifications for becoming president, and being alive is one of them ... )

....My friends, I wish ya would for Tricia Nixon in '96 My friends, I wish ya would vote for Tricia Nixon in '96

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Lorena, sweet Dove, good morning I love you
Lorena from head to my toe
What a beautiful day, why don't we just lay here Lorena and ... uh-oh

Where'd you put it, Lorena? Where'd you put it, Lorena?
Where'd you put it? Where would it be found?
Where is it, Lorena? I miss it, Lorena
Lorena, won't you please look around?

I saw it last night, it was hangin' there right where I
Like it but it ain't there no more
Now I'm angry and blue, dang you, I feel
Taken, forsaken and sore

Where'd you put it, Lorena? Where'd you put it, Lorena
Lorena, I'm through doin' chores
Gosh darn and dog gone it, I shoulda put a beeper on it
Lorena, it wasn't yours

(Instrumental through a chorus)

I can't find it my drawers - you think it might be in yours?
Or in the garden? or it the meat compartment of the frigidaire?
Did you hide it in a big jar? What? How Bizarre!
You threw it out of your car?Where?

I'm gonna call 911, I'm gonna tell 'em whatcha done they gonna
Run you Lorena to jail
Unless you do like I say, OK?
Now sit down, Lorena, and tell...me...

Where'd you pitch it, Lorena? Where'd you ditch it, Lorena?
Where'd you heave it? Where'd you leave it? Where's it at?
Where'd you wing it? How far'd you sling it?
Oh,Lorena, where is my hat?
Where did it go, Lorena? Where's my hat?

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